The night before: set alarm for 0900 to get a jumpstart on workout.
0900: turn off alarm and roll back over.
1100: wake up. fall into shower.
1130: cannot work out because have not eaten in 11 hours. Very unhealthy. Eat breakfast in front of computer.
1200: finished breakfast but now full, cannot work out until digested a bit. Read emails. Tumble.
1300: now ready to work out. Look for workout clothes. Shorts that match t-shirt is on the washing line. Put in tumble dryer.
1310: while waiting, watch Glee.
1330: clothes now dry. Only clean pair of socks are bright blue with ice cream cones on them. Unacceptable. Find suitable trainer socks on washing line. Put in tumble dryer.
1340: finish watching Glee.
1400: finish dressing in workout clothes. Sadly, am now hungry. Making jacket potato takes too long, so instead, eat entire terry's chocolate orange.
1415: feel sick. Thought of working out worsens nausea. Check facebook to calm nerves.
1430: headache from sugar and farmville requests. Cannot find paracetamol. Decide to borrow from neighbour.
1435: cannot go in work out clothes. Put on normal clothes.
1440: realise headache is gone just before leaving house.
1445: put workout clothes back on. Cannot find socks again. Complain about this on facebook.
1500: steel self to wear blue socks but become disheartened upon seeing reflection in mirror. Lie on bed and wallow in self-pity.
1800: wake up. Realise it is now dark. Cannot work out now as it is practically time to go to bed. Google star atheletes and their favourite workout routines and browse online sports shops for perfectly co-ordinated workout clothes.
2300: set alarm for 0900.
2301: find socks under pillow.
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