April, 1990 - Daphne is born.
July, 2010 - Daphne goes to her Blitz Dames induction.
August, 2010 - Daphne goes to Japan where she gets to grips with basic skating, recklessly endangers her own life and jumps over a snake while skating (careening with no control over her actions) down a hill.
January, 2011 - Daphne returns to England and starts skating weekly with the Blitz Dames.
March, 2011 - Daphne passes basic skills
July, 2011 - Daphne skates on an amalgamated Blitz Dames B-team in the Fast vs Furious Smacky Races bout.
October, 2011 - Daphne skates again on an amalgamated Blitz Dames B-team against the Dolly Rockit's B-team, the Raggy Dolls at the Rolling Dead bout. Daphne was voted MVP and had a lovely write up from the Dollies.
November, 2011 - Daphne is skating in the dames A team against the All Ireland Roller Derby in the AIRD vs Blitz Dames bout. See here for more information.
2012 - who knows?